I've had this hanging in our school room for years and thought I would share it here. I don't remember where I got it from, but it's GREAT for some 'inside' laughs amongst us weird, unsocialized homeschoolers!
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Top Ten Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question "What?! No School Today?"
*Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
*Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
*No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
*What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
*There isn't? Why, you'd think we'd see more kids out then, don't you?
*We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the peek!
*On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away . . . keep your antennae down!)
*Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday . . . come on kids, hurry!
*Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!
*"What? No Bingo today?"
~Author Unknown
That is too cute!
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